Crooks!: Break Out Reported!

Crooks!Crooks! and Supervillains have just escaped from containment facilities all over the world! (Or possibly from one somewhere in the United States’ Midwest…)
Famous Superhero Captain Commando had this to say: "I’ve got this to say: We’re on to those Crooks! and their nefarious schemes. We have it on good authority that they’re planning to conquer the world from inside gamestores and bookstores, and we superheros will be there waiting for them! In eight to ten days."
The Mayor was unavailable for comment.